Oh Snap, for serious

I believe it was the Pharaoh Ramses who said that "humor is truth wrenched from a chicken."  And I'll continue to believe that for my own amusement.  Sorting through the shelves of a long-gone colleague, I came across SNAPS: The Original "Yo' Mama" Joke Book.  I had the first editions in 2nd and 3rd grade and am discovering their full meanings only now.  Here are some choice snaps (and no offense to anyone's mother):

"You're so fat, when you were a child you ate your chicken pox."

"Your mother is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper."

"Your mother is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys."

"Your mother is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped."

"Your nose is so big, it needs a screen so babies don't get sucked in."

"Your family is so poor, your house has a kickstand." - Mark Clark

"Your mother is so old, she eats rust." - Freddie Prinze

"Your mother is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe.  When I told her she'd lost a shoe she said, 'No, I found one.'"

"Your teeth have more tartar than Red Lobster."

"You're so skinny, your nipples touch."

"Your mother is so cross-eyed, when she cries tears run down her back." - Donnie Simpson

"Your mother has wooden tits and breast-feeds beavers."

I can't tell if these are making more or less sense.  Anyway, it's Friday.

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[Jilly]

LOL