Hello. It's quiet now in the office. I've done my mailings. I've read and responded to the morass of emails. I'm alone and only the quiet typing of some unseen co-worker keeps me company. This is the good part of the day--the quiet; though, it would be infinitely better if I wasn't still at work, but alas, I am here. Let's try to make the best of it.
Today was especially brutal. There is a little known and increasingly rare step of the book publishing process called unitizing. To unitize is to ensure the singularity of each page of a book, to ensure that each page counts as one (or two, numerically), and is not, in any way, stuck to or connected to pages fore or aft. The only way to guarantee this, according to the sixteen dubious Nazgul that compose my supervisory body, is to slide the edge of each page along the webbing of one's feet. Considering that each employee has only eight webspans to dedicate to the process (Finger webspans may not be substitued--they're used for something far worse), that many books exceed five hundred pages, and that HarperCollins publishes thousands of books a year, it is no wonder that the unitizing department is the largest in the company. Or, one might say, the biggest kept secret in the publishing industry (perhaps because the walls are sound proof). Though, it is clearly not a secret since I am telling you about it this instant. So for ten straight hours, at the behest of Nazgul #9, I sat unitizing.
Anyway, the whole point of this was to tell you that Bukowski's Ham On Rye gets a close look on Boldtype. Be sure to check it out.
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