While eating lunch outside, a bird crapped on my shoulder and the side of my head.  And yesterday someone stole my GF's wallet from her purse.  And it rained.  Actually, the rain's okay.  I mean, it's gotta rain.  And then all we had to do was cancel a few credit cards, which took, like, a minute.  And I hear getting crapped on by a bird is good luck.  So things have never been better.

- MS

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[Jilly]

a bird crapped on my leg once.