I believe it was the Pharaoh Ramses who said that "humor is truth wrenched from a chicken." And I'll continue to believe that for my own amusement. Sorting through the shelves of a long-gone colleague, I came across SNAPS: The Original "Yo' Mama" Joke Book. I had the first editions in 2nd and 3rd grade and am discovering their full meanings only now. Here are some choice snaps (and no offense to anyone's mother):
"You're so fat, when you were a child you ate your chicken pox."
"Your mother is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper."
"Your mother is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys."
"Your mother is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped."
"Your nose is so big, it needs a screen so babies don't get sucked in."
"Your family is so poor, your house has a kickstand." - Mark Clark
"Your mother is so old, she eats rust." - Freddie Prinze
"Your mother is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. When I told her she'd lost a shoe she said, 'No, I found one.'"
"Your teeth have more tartar than Red Lobster."
"You're so skinny, your nipples touch."
"Your mother is so cross-eyed, when she cries tears run down her back." - Donnie Simpson
"Your mother has wooden tits and breast-feeds beavers."
I can't tell if these are making more or less sense. Anyway, it's Friday.
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